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Racing Wheel vs. Baby Stuff

This text originally appeared in a craigslist ad. “Logitech MOMO Racing Wheel, 6 buttons, paddle shifters, stick shift and pedals set. I got some fast lap times with you, racing wheel. I’m going to...

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8 Months Pregnant: The Best Time To Start Watching “The Wire”

My wife has picked the perfect time to start watching “The Wire”: her third trimester. And she’s now a proud, full-time resident of “Bodymore, Murderland.” She’s become addicted to the show, much like...

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When a Pregnancy Suddenly Becomes VERY Real

My wife and I are due mid-June, and we have opted to take some non-required birthing classes. Not everyone feels the need to attend these, especially since a total of 12 hours of instruction spread...

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Can One Ever Really Get Used to Watching Crowning Videos?

Over the course of the past two weekends, my wife and I attended twelve total hours of birthing classes. While there, I was confronted with things that I had been actively avoiding my whole life:...

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Imagine a World…Without a Washer & Dryer

“Imagine a world where the mother and father of a newborn baby don’t have a laundry machine in their building. Imagine onesies covered in drool and sundry fecal matter building up in the laundry bin....

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Alternate Spelling Universe

Featured in last Sunday’s New York Times was a funny piece by Paul Schmidtberger on alternate spellings of kids’ names. Here’s an excerpt: “Misspelling a child’s name won’t make Junior special,...

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Birth Doulas: Yea or Nay?

If you’ve never even heard the word “doula” before, the Doulas of North America website defines it thusly: A birth doula is a person trained and experienced in childbirth who provides continuous...

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A Bit Obsessed With The Nest

The past few days were a “holiday” weekend for most, but for my wife and I it was something altogether different. Why? Because we’re expecting our first child in about two weeks. Over the course of a...

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Everyone Loves Your Baby. Until They Don’t.

You know that sweet honeymoon a new family experiences from about 5 months pregnant on? When everyone beams big smiles at your wife’s swollen belly in awe of the promise your future holds. When...

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Being Ready

by regular contributor Brian Hoover I got a cryptic e-mail from a college friend the other day saying he wanted to talk. We didn’t really have a talk-on-the-phone kind of friendship, so I wrote him...

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